BINGARA MAYO'S SON
There was once a time in our splendid past when the Queensland Blue Heeler, or the Queensland Blue, as the animal is more commonly known, epitomised everything that stood for a proud nation. He was brutish, tough, vicious -tempered, would fight at the drop of a hat but stuck by his mates, hated fancy food and would screw anything that moved. Even better, those pommie bastards wouldn't have a bar of him. The lah-de-dahs who ran Cruft's Dog Show declared he was not "a recognized breed ", but they didn't bloody dare come over here and say that, did they? My colonial oath they didn't. Because old blue here, would have their moleskins off quicker than they could change their accents. Times unfortunately change. Outside my window sits Bingara Mayo's Son, the descendant of a once feared and terrifying race. The magpies have just stolen his breakfast toast...["a recognised breed"]

More funny photos than stories, but worth a look.
While your frisking that bit I'd love a little scratch
	NA NA NA NA NA NA NA BATDOG!
Teaching your dog to beg, properly!
	Read my lips
Yes, sure, let the elephants go coz that's "CREUL" Sheesh
	Why is there a hose pipe in here?
This aint so bad, last year I was pink and got licked by 7 kids in one day
	As long as I don't come out looking like her I'll be happy
Having lost his pit bull Spike thought he would try Piranha fighting technique
	Oh Oh
Ice Cream Dog, "I can lick an ice cream from 40 paces", very rare breed.
	Whoever said "a dog is for life, not for christmas" didn't know these dogs.
This is the smallest swimming pool ever
	Guess which dog lost his dentures.
Working like a dog
	OK, I'll only wee on Hydrants from now on, I promise.
Can I swap the sunglasses for a balaclava?
	Dog Yoga
OH YEAH!
	I'd prefer cotton buds actually
Who put the glue on the dogs?
	You're joking, you can't see the resemblance!
One quick pull on this lead and I get even for all that obedience training!
	Wanted, Dead or Alive
Hi Ho Fido, AWAY!
	Poodles gone bad, not a long road actually.
Still, better than the spin dryer
One of these things is not like the others
	Neuter or Spay your best friend, yeah, right
Sniff like a beagle fly like a greyhound
I don't know why but this reminds me of Monty Burns from the Simpson's
	Why sheep really don't like wolves
Shaggy
Spotty
Goldy
Scruffy
Reddy
Wrinkly

Dog Humour photos from partipoodle.homestead.com/doghumor_main.html